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“Did you see the way that little girl looked at me? Kids. Little kids. They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I’m the monster? I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart or that sometimes I just wanna let ‘em.”
“We have to get you out of here. Over the wall. We won’t stop until we find some place safe, okay? We’ll go. Together. No matter what we do, we can’t change the way people see us.”
You changed the way you see me… Didn’t you?

NIMONA (2023), based on the comic by ND Stevenson, who came out as transgender in 2022

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joelywoely:
“shadowrabbit3593:
“ freshbaked-bread:
“ heir-of-the-founders:
“ not-so-innocent-bi-sander:
“ vincaris:
“finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference...

joelywoely:

shadowrabbit3593:

freshbaked-bread:

heir-of-the-founders:

not-so-innocent-bi-sander:

vincaris:

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

Oh my god this is a painting

Guys its a painting

GUYS THIS IS A PAINTING

Me: This is not a painting at all I don’t believe it even though everyone is saying it and the artist themselves said it

*clicks for better quality and zooms in*

Oh my goodness this is a painting

holy shit they weren’t joking this is a painting

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chaosnightmare:

gamwthnzwhmou:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

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red-faced-wolf:

kaijuno:

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Wait this is funny

This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time

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astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

changing elves from being assholes with a superiority complex and recharacterising them as just sort of weird guys that have an entirely different set of social behaviours to harken back to the days when people thought autistic people were a kind of fae for having odd behaviours. the entire reason why they dont particularly enjoy gatherings of men or dwarves or whatever is because they tend to be loud and the average elven social gathering is just a bunch of them sitting in a room in silence ignoring each other

like theyre still kind of mean but its more of them being blunt and lacking empathy rather than being condescending or purposefully malicious

my elven ass after spending 45 minutes in the pub with my dwarf friends:

I GROW WEARY OF MIMICKING YOUR OBNOXIOUS MANNERISMS TO ACCOMMODATE FOR THIS ENVIRONMENT. I WISH TO RETURN TO MY CHAMBERS TO REST AND SO I MAY PLAY SPLATOON 3 ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH. WE SHALL GATHER AGAIN NEXT HALF MOON AND I SHALL TELL YOU OF MY VICTORIES.

them:

okay man take care

anonymous ask that reads "the reason there are so many elf scholars is because of the hyperfixations"ALT

you understand my vision

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vaspider:

vaspider:

I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

an Elon musk tweet  To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:  - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/dayALT

IT GETS WORSE!

“This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.

The Twitter home feed’s been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.

In the first video, notice the error message that I’m being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.

The second video shows why it’s jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon’s latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.

This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.

Unbelievable. It’s amateur hour.”

So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a “free” account.

Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn’t know WHY it isn’t loading, so it keeps TRYING.

Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.

This is so completely amateurish it’s unbelievable. It’s like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it’s making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.

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flowergrenades:

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

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plebeian2logist:

wizard-spells:

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

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(tag via clanfearrunt)

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elodieunderglass:

redshoesnblueskies:

petermorwood:

heartwarminganimals:

I have just found out that, like leopards, servals can also be born black.

Look at this beautiful baby

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Melanistic Serval, Leptailurus serval ninjatus

@elodieunderglass

Oh it’s been WAY too long since we had some good melanism!

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terribleadventuresdotcom:

jaubaius:

This kind of bread could be dangerous because when you start eating it you won’t stop.. But it’s delicious

How to make it /youtube

oh god. oh fuck. oh jesus. fucking. oh my gosh. god damn shit fuck. oh my god. dear lord satan. christ on a bicycle. shitting shit shit fuck. son of

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